You can't script that shit that happens to me.
My life is never smooth sailing, but it's amusing highs and lows keep it all interesting.
Last night, I opened my bag to find my phone had been on a call for 4 mins, to an Ex suitor whose number I should have deleted long ago. Tragic thing is though, I'm pretty sure these 4 mins, were when I was in the toilet.
Tragic AND hilarious.